It's Father's Day, Dad - And you get to pick your ideal day! Just choose one from each of the following lists and sit back and ENJOY! 1 Choose Your Activity Golf Bowling Fishing TV watching General relaxing/reclining 2 Choose your Beverage Beer Light Beer Dark Beer draft Beer Water (it's possible) 3 Free Fashion Blunder Without being Mocked (choose only one, please) Black socks with shorts T-shirt with holes Shirt with food stains Pants with food stains No pants 4 Disgusting personal Habit (choose only one, please) Nose pick Crotch scratch Ground-shaking Belch Big Fart Dig out ear wax with car keys 5 Choose a Remark to Say to Your Kid/Kids "Close the door! You trying to heat the whole neighborhood?" "In my day, I had to walk to school uphill in the snow! Both ways!" "Get me a beer." "What am I, MADE of money?" "Go ask your mother." Hope your Father's Day is just the way you like it!
This image depicts a father who is: a. sleeping b. resting his eyes c. thinking d. All of the Above Happy Father's Day to a true sleeper napper thinker!
What is Fathers Day? (postcards inside): Fathers Day is for remembering all the great things fathers do all year. Fathers Day is for wishing happiness and love to a very special man. Fathers Day is for celebrating a caring heart and generous spirit. Fathers Day is for honoring special fathers like you. Enjoy your day!
Dads are loving, Ever-caring, Patient and hard-working, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Dads would yell, and clap and whistle, When youd given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Dad made you feel 10-feet tall. Even when he had to tell you, Because I said so, thats why! Or If I have to come up there, Dad is still an awesome guy So to honor Dad and thank him On this third Sunday in June, Just to state that dads are great, were Bringing you this classic tune! Happy Fathers Day
Cant get out to the golf course on Fathers Day? Thats no reason to go bananas! Now you can spend some time practicing your putts with a game of Monkey Mini-Golf! Its your day to monkey around. Happy Fathers Day!
Wishing you more moments to relax, more time to do the things you want, and more days when everything goes your way . . . Youre a wonderful father, and no one deserves the very best in life more than you do. Happy Fathers Day
With Love and Thanks to a Special Dad Its not too often that you hear it, but thank you, Dad... for your love, your constant support, and for being a very special man. Happy Fathers Day!