In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, youll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the buildings windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee,
A national holiday it should be...SOON.
I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be
except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE.
You were born...
Long ago...
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
So now, let's get started
it's time for a party
time for a blast
a fine repast
and lots of guests...
It's a birthday, it's a party,
pull your socks up,
time for a blast.
Let's go...get some CAKE!
celebrate...with CAKE!
party hats...and CAKE!
cake...and more CAKE!
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
So we will party
till we have tummy aches
I'll have some ice cream
and lots of cake
I want some cake
I sure like cake...
Oh! Lots oooooooooofff
CAKE!
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La
LA
LAAAAAAAAH!
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
I love you because youre incredibly sexy. You make me laugh. Youre honest with me. You listen. Youre gentle and kind Youre the worlds greatest kisser. You believe in me. Your hugs are the best. Youre fun and surprising. Youre a romantic at heart. You care about us. Youre so lovable. I love you just because. Happy Birthday
Like a star meant only for us, Everything about our love Takes me to a place that Shines with complete happiness and makes me feel perfect, Giving me all I could Ever need or want in life. So, Trust me when I tell you Im yours forever, and Nothing could change All these feelings in my heart. Youre the Key that unlocks all my tomorrows Each and every new day is another Dream-come-true! So, any ideas on how we should celebrate your birthday?
Life is like a journey, And a birthday brings to mind The good things we have gathered In the days weve left behind... And a birthday is a special time For making new plans too, For traveling down bright pathways Where our hopes and dreams come true. Have a Wonderful Birthday!
Must get water . . . so thirsty . . . can't go on much longer . . . water . . . For your Birthday I thought you'd enjoy seeing a hot chick on the beach.
Thinking of You on Your Birthday, Brother We sometimes go so long without touching base with each other I guess were both busy with our day-to-day responsibilities. But still, I want you to know how often I think about you and how much I enjoy the times we do have the chance to talk. Youll always be very important to me, and Ill always be grateful that youre my brother. Have a Happy Birthday
Hey, Guy I thought about hiring strippers for your birthday, but then I found some gals who are even more entertaining! [word balloon:] Wheres the birthday boy? Dont act like youre not impressed. Happy Birthday
In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Dear Son, Ever since you were born, I worried and wondered about whether or not I was being the best parent I could be. Did I make you feel important? Did we find enough time for the little things that live on in happy memories like laughter, and hugs, and just-between-us moments? And, even when we disagreed, did you always know I loved you? If I didnt always find a way to say it, I hope I always showed it Im proud to be your parent, and I love you, Son. Happy Birthday
No matter how near, or how far, loving memories always keep a son close in heart. Having you for a son means more than youll ever know and theres no better time than your birthday to wish you all the happiness the world can offer. Happy Birthday Love Always
Each Day is a new beginning another chance to learn more about ourselves, to care more about others, to laugh more than we did, to accomplish more than we thought we could, to be more than we were before. Wishing you a year of wonderful, new beginnings. Happy Birthday