Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, youll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the buildings windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
In honor of your birthday, [RECIPIENT NAME], [SENDER NAME] has arranged a little rock concert for you! Ready to see the show? Its your birthday go wild and have a little fun!
In honor of your birthday, [RECIPIENT NAME], [SENDER NAME] has arranged a little disco show for you! Ready to get down? Welcome to the Birthday Band Maker! Ready to customize and send a fun band of furry friends to sing a disco Happy Birthday tune? Lets get started! Its your birthday boogie down and have some fun!
Like a star meant only for us, Everything about our love Takes me to a place that Shines with complete happiness and makes me feel perfect, Giving me all I could Ever need or want in life. So, Trust me when I tell you Im yours forever, and Nothing could change All these feelings in my heart. Youre the Key that unlocks all my tomorrows Each and every new day is another Dream-come-true! So, any ideas on how we should celebrate your birthday?
Stick Boy wants you to have a happy birthday. Have a Happy Birthday! Of course, you dont have to . . . I mean, hes only a stick boy and, well, you could probably kick his ass.