Funny Birthday eCards

featured funny birthday ecards

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      Memory Madness Game

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      Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, you’ll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the building’s windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!

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      How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays

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      How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)

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      82.4

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      A Birthday Rock

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      Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, It’s a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toes’re feelin’ colder, It’s a birthday rock! For breakfast now it’s Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, It’s a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, It’s a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .

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      79.4

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      How Cats Celebrate Birthdays

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      How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner’s face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit “magic box.” Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy “private time” behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean “magic box” and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol’ yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to “see” something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!

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      N=374446+374007

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      False

      Rating Owner

      average

      Rating Percentage

      89.2

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      0