Funny Birthday eCards

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1. 1. Do Birthdays Suck Quiz?

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      DO BIRTHDAYS SUCK? Of COURSE they do! But some suck more than others. Take this quiz to find out your Birthday Suckiness Quotient (BSQ). DIRECTIONS Read each question carefully before answering. There is no time limit, but try to remember that you’re not getting any younger. TRUE OR FALSE 1. Cake always tastes better covered with melted candle wax. (T)(F) 2. I like the idea of getting gray, flabby, and wrinkled. (T)(F) 3. Canes and walkers are cool, fashion accessories. (T)(F) 4. Youth is like disco music… we should be happy once it’s gone. (T)(F) 5. Aging and the ever-creeping specter of death should be celebrated with a party. (T)(F) MULTIPLE CHOICE 1. As your birthday draws near, how do you feel? A) Like a kid on Christmas eve. B) Like a turkey on Thanksgiving eve. C) Like punching out somebody named Eve. 2. Why do we have birthday parties? A) So that we can celebrate life. B) Because cake, balloons, and a couple of presents are the crappy consolation prizes that are supposed to make up for the fact that life is slipping away. C) It’s a scam rigged up by the greeting card companies. 3. With age comes… A) Wisdom. B) Uh… wait… I know this but I can’t remember. Hey, that’s it— forgetfulness. C) Oldness. Well, duh! 4. The most popular wish made when blowing out birthday candles is… A) Wealth. B) Peace on earth. C) That you still have the lung capacity to blow out all those candles without collapsing. 5. While celebrating your birthday surrounded by your family, you are most likely to share… A) A bottle of imported champagne. B) A six pack of domestic beer. C) A domestic dispute. DONE Calculating your Birthday Suckiness Quotient… Your BSQ is “6” (and indicates the number of drinks you should have). Hope your birthday sucks as little as possible!

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   2. The Balloon Family Singers

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      You can spend your birthday watching programs on TV, You can take a cruise around the Caribbean Sea, You can blow out candles, have a hundred presents to behold... But no matter what you do, you still are getting old. But no matter what you do, we hope your birthday's big and bold. That still works. Not bad. Nicer is better. Let's just go with that. Happy Birthday!

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   3. Dog Ate It

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      I was going to send you a birthday card . . . but the dog ate it. So I'm sending you this e-card instead. Happy Birthday. Luckily, the dog can't eat an e-card! I could be wrong. Happy Birthday.

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