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Funny Valentine's Day eCards

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      How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day
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      SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine’s Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine’s Day is just as much fun! (Except for the ’poopy’ thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
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      Rating Percentage
      74.6
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      New! Cupid's Valentine Rap (Funny Song) Cupid's Valentine Rap (Funny Song)
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      Ain’t got no room for haters ‘Cuz I’m spreadin’ the love As I’m rainin’ down my arrows From the heavens above… When I send one in the air, it’s like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, I’m Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and y’all agree… Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D It’s Valentine’s Day, y’all, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin’ all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers’ Ln. See, I’m Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and y’all agree… Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & That’s My Valentine’s Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
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      N=374667+374007
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      Rating Percentage
      74.8
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      Valentine's Day Fairy Tale (Anti-Val) Valentine's Day Fairy Tale (Anti-Val)
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      Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
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      1
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      N=374667+374007
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      Rating Percentage
      81.4
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      • singing
      New! Cupid's Valentine Rap (Funny Song) Cupid's Valentine Rap (Funny Song)
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      http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3178103r.gif
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      False
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      Ain’t got no room for haters ‘Cuz I’m spreadin’ the love As I’m rainin’ down my arrows From the heavens above… When I send one in the air, it’s like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, I’m Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and y’all agree… Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D It’s Valentine’s Day, y’all, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin’ all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers’ Ln. See, I’m Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and y’all agree… Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & That’s My Valentine’s Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
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      N=374667+374007
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      True
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      Rating Percentage
      74.8
      Mature Content
      0
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      New! Talking Valentine's Dog Talking Valentine's Dog
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      http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3174300r.gif
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      N=374667+374007
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      True
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      Rating Percentage
      88.8
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      0
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      New! Awwwsome Valentine's Day Awwwsome Valentine's Day
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      Awwwwwww Awwwsome! That's You! Happy Valentine's Day
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      N=374667+374007
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      Rating Percentage
      49.2
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      Singing Ecard: The Kitty Cupids Singing Ecard: The Kitty Cupids
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      What are you doing for Valentine’s Day? Some wear bright red outfits that are really hard to miss. Some prepare to pucker their lips as they try to steal a kiss. Some give special homemade gifts to people that they really adore. Some buy lots of chocolate from the chocolate candy store. Some go out for dinner, yeah to a place that's really chic. Some will spend a quiet evening dancing cheek to cheek. Some barely even celebrate. Some go all out, it’s true… But have yourself a special day… No matter what you do! Happy Valentine’s Day
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      N=374667+374007
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      Rating Percentage
      75.4
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      How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day
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      Animated
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      http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3151286r.gif
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      True
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      SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine’s Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine’s Day is just as much fun! (Except for the ’poopy’ thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
      Price
      1
      Customer Type
      free
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      N=374667+374007
      Is New?
      False
      Rating Owner
      average
      Rating Percentage
      74.6
      Mature Content
      0
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      Valentine Shout-Out Valentine Shout-Out
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      You know you make me wanna SHOUT. Just a Valentine’s Day Shout-Out Have a good one!
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      1
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      N=374667+374007
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      False
      Rating Owner
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      Rating Percentage
      80.8
      Mature Content
      0
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      Sock Monkey Love Sock Monkey Love
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      Talking eCard
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      Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
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      1
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      N=374667+374007
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      False
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      Rating Percentage
      65.0
      Mature Content
      0
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      Cupid's Monkey Cupid's Monkey
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      Talking eCard
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      http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3085694r.gif
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      False
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      Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
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      1
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      free
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      N=374667+374007
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      False
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      Rating Percentage
      90.0
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      0
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      Feeling Naughty Feeling Naughty
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      I'm feeling naughty. Care to join me? Happy Valentine's Day
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      1
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      N=374667+374007
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      False
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      Rating Percentage
      71.8
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      1
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      Singing Ecard: Chocolate Chorus Singing Ecard: Chocolate Chorus
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      Greetings, greetings — it’s our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. We’re frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now that’s what we call “good eats!” We dare you — resist us, We’ll parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, we’ll melt all over your face. So, enjoy us — enjoy us, There’s nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today — Happy Valentine’s Day, Don’t fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
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      N=374667+374007
      Is New?
      False
      Rating Owner
      average
      Rating Percentage
      76.2
      Mature Content
      0
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      Valentine's Day Fairy Tale (Anti-Val) Valentine's Day Fairy Tale (Anti-Val)
      card type
      Animated
      large preview
      http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3130091r.gif
      Quick Send
      True
      Card Message
      Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
      Price
      1
      Customer Type
      free
      Path
      N=374667+374007
      Is New?
      False
      Rating Owner
      average
      Rating Percentage
      81.4
      Mature Content
      0
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      Cupid, Dog of Love Cupid, Dog of Love
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      Talking eCard
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      Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
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      1
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      N=374667+374007
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      Rating Percentage
      88.8
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      Official Valentine's Day Test Official Valentine's Day Test
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      The Official Valentine's Day Test. This exam is designed to test your knowledge of Valentine's Day, as well as your attitude toward this particular holiday. Happy Valentine's Day!
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      N=374667+374007
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      Rating Percentage
      68.2
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      ABCs of Valentine's Day ABCs of Valentine's Day
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      Attention! Attention! We're now in for a treat: A few members of the class are going to give a little Valentine's Day performance . . . V is for this very special day. A for all the sweets comin' our way. L is for the love we're gonna spread. E for every candy heart in red. N is for nummy chocolate-covered kisses. T as in those --- chewy gummy fishes. I is easy: I love peanut-butter cups. N for 'nilla ice cream and sweet, sticky syrups. E --- it's all edible, colored hearts as hard as teeth. S for smooth white-chocolate with raspberry down beneath. D for do you like our Valentine's Day song? A --- See this candy? We can eat it all day long. Yippeeeee!
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      N=374667+374007
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      False
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      Rating Percentage
      63.4
      Mature Content
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      From My Lips To Yours From My Lips To Yours
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      Talking eCard
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      http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/thumbs/3087618r.gif
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      False
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      Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
      Price
      1
      Customer Type
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      N=374667+374007
      Is New?
      False
      Rating Owner
      average
      Rating Percentage
      88.2
      Mature Content
      0
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