Attention! Attention! We're now in for a treat: A few members of the class are going to give a little Valentine's Day performance . . .
V is for this very special day.
A for all the sweets comin' our way.
L is for the love we're gonna spread.
E for every candy heart in red.
N is for nummy chocolate-covered kisses.
T as in those --- chewy gummy fishes.
I is easy: I love peanut-butter cups.
N for 'nilla ice cream and sweet, sticky syrups.
E --- it's all edible, colored hearts as hard as teeth.
S for smooth white-chocolate with raspberry down beneath.
D for do you like our Valentine's Day song?
A --- See this candy? We can eat it all day long.
Yippeeeee!
On Valentine's Day I wish you hearts and flowers printed on boxer shorts worn by some hunk who's massaging your neck and feeding you chocolates HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Cupid never misses the mark
when hes hooking other people up,
but some of his own pick-up lines ?
Well, you be the judge
Whats your sign, honey?
Mines the Archer,
and I always hit the target,
if you know what I mean
Baby, once you go Cupid,
the rest are just stupid.
Whoa, is that an arrow
in my diaper or am I
just happy to see you?
My Cloud 9 or yours?
My name is Cupid,
but you can call me
the God of Love
because I am,
the God of Love.
Really, it says so right here
on my drivers license.
Do you believe in love at first sight
or should I do another flyby?
Wanna go back to my well, crib?
No, not working for ya? Well, baby,
this will!
Its Valentines Day -
watch your back, Sweetie!
There are many traditional ways to say "I love you" Some say it with flowers Some say it with candy Then, there's MY way What can I say? I'm APE over you! Happy Valentine's Day
What are you doing for Valentines Day? Some wear bright red outfits that are really hard to miss. Some prepare to pucker their lips as they try to steal a kiss. Some give special homemade gifts to people that they really adore. Some buy lots of chocolate from the chocolate candy store. Some go out for dinner, yeah to a place that's really chic. Some will spend a quiet evening dancing cheek to cheek. Some barely even celebrate. Some go all out, its true But have yourself a special day No matter what you do! Happy Valentines Day
SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentines Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentines Day is just as much fun! (Except for the poopy thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
Greetings, greetings its our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. Were frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now thats what we call good eats! We dare you resist us, Well parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, well melt all over your face. So, enjoy us enjoy us, Theres nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today Happy Valentines Day, Dont fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.