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- The Many Faces of Motherhood Most moms lead busy, complex lives and experience a variety of emotions. Relying on family to understand these feelings is usually a mistake. That’s why we developed the EMOTE-O-GRAPH 4000. It uses the latest in sophisticated pipe cleaner technology to help you share your feelings without having to say a word. Adjust the EMOTE-O-GRAPH 4000 to match your current mood. Here are a few examples of actual emotions submitted by real moms — just like you!HAPPY FACE It says to the world, “I am one mellow mama! My family showers me with love and respect.” Or, it might just say, “Thank heaven for margaritas!” YUMMY FACE This face is often worn by moms who have just enjoyed a fine meal at a nice restaurant. Not only is she surrounded by her loving family, she didn’t have to cook, or wash all those dishes. BLANK STARE When confronted with a bizarre situation, Mom might seem to totally blank out while she wonders to herself, “I thought this kind of family stuff only happened on that daytime talk show where they throw the chairs at each other.” OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED This seems to reflect a typical mom’s response to the actions and tastes of her own offspring. We get this one a lot! MILD DISAPPOINTMENT One of Mom’s most devastating weapons… GUILT! This could be a sad look sometimes accompanied with a rueful smile as she lets you know that it’s your life. You can do what you want, even though it will break her heart. ANGER Moms are usually slow to actually get downright angry, but when they do, well, fasten your seat belt it’s going to be a rough ride! You’ll have to walk on egg shells when Mom is in this state. Happy Mother’s Day to a wonderfully complex MOM
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- On Mother’s Day, let’s take a minute to think about all the things moms have done for us… Marie: “I was just flipping through baby books, recalling the agony of your delivery.” Well, maybe not everything. Hope you have a fun one!
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- Happy Mother's Day! Marie: "We told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer. Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do, they all lie to their kids for their own good." Ray: "Other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children." Marie: "No, they don't." Thanks for believing in me.
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- Every mother makes an impact on their kid's life... Debra: "He needs to talk to somebody about this." Frank: "Like who, the shrink?" Debra: "What's wrong with that?" Marie: "Excuse me, but they don't help. They just blame the mother." Ray: "That can't be it." Thankfully, yours was a good one. Happy Mother's Day!
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- A mother's work is never done – even on Mother's Day – it's time to play! The Laundromat - memory game – how do I play? Click on the dryer doors. Match all of the socks to see your special message. - Let me at 'em! In the great laundry basket of life, there are lots of moms. You're the really cool one that can never be matched
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- Mothers of the Animal Kingdom Pig Moms Fly Moms Ostrich Moms Raccoon Moms Black Widow Moms Without you, Mom, who knows what kind of animal I would have become? Thanks, and Happy Mother's Day
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- Before Becoming a Mom... After Becoming a Mom... Hope it was worth it. Happy Mother's Day!
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- These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... ¦If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
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- I’ll pick my socks up, Mom’s not my maid, I should ignore the things my weird friends do. So many nights wide awake she laid, Would I come home with piercings or tattoos? The years are passing, they go so fast, I’m glad Mom emphasized the Golden Rule. But I was worried and glad she passed On that threat of military school. (The years are passing, they go so fast,) (I’m glad Mom emphasized the Golden Rule.) (But I was worried and glad she passed) Where’s mom? (On that threat of military school.) We know a mother’s work is never done, She’s always helping, right from the start When there’s a problem, she’s always calm, There’s nothing tender as a mother’s heart. (But when there’s trouble or we feel distress,) Be calm… (There’s one thing that we all know for sure) Here’s mom! (We’ll need our mothers to clean up the mess.) There’s one thing that we all know for sure… Nothing’s tender as a mother’s heart! Wishing you a relaxing, trouble-free Mother’s Day. Click here for a special message (OPTIONAL)
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- Some say his paintings contain mystical symbolism and clues to hidden mysteries of past centuries. Some say he was a member of an ancient society that guarded the secrets of goddess worship and the never ending search for the divine eminent. Some say he knew the truth of the cult of the great mother and the hidden spiritual power held by all women. Leonardo, get in here right now! Your lunch, she is gettin' cold! Awww, mom. So you know Da Vinci had to listen to his mother. Wishing a divine mother's day to someone I've always adored.
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- This Mother's Day, you deserve a dip in a warm pool with the hunk of your choice to sing your praises. Just choose which hunk you'd like and click on their name to schedule your bath.
Sorry, is booked up, but Morty is available. Happy Mother's Day! - Price
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- An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
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- Happy, happy Mother's Day. Happy, happy Mother's Day. Happy, happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day. Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Mother's Day. Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Mother's Day. Happy, happy Mother's Day. Happy, happy Mother's Day. Happy, happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day. Love you, Mom!
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- M is for the many special Memories, -- O is cuz there's Only One of you, -- T is for the Tenderness with children, -- H is for the Helpful things you do, -- E is for Every silly game and story, -- R is for these compliments you Rate... -- Put them all together you get -- MOTHER! -- Here's hoping that your Mother's Day is great!
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- Mother -- Chef -- Chauffer -- Employee -- Nurse -- Coach -- Cheerleader -- Tutor -- Maid -- Secretary -- Friend -- Happy Mother's Day to a woman who wears a lot of hats. --...which explains why you need so many shoes!
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- In honor of Mother's Day... -- ...clean underpants! -- Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
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