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- It's National Express Day! GET WIRED. STAY WIRED.
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- CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As I’m sure we’re all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till we’re impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then there’s pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
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- TURKEY SHOOT LET'S GO HUNTING
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- U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think I’m so hot Makes me think it’s time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here can’t do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they can’t sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U can’t stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, I’ll keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! I’m fresh and juicy You like that comin’ here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on I’m plump but I’m fit and I know what’s going on Like that, like that Baby, I’m a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you I’m too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U can’t stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u can’t stuff this Wanna piece o’ me, sucker? U can’t stuff this. Can’t Stuff This!
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- Keep way back, I’m not your meal, Plan another menu, Hear my appeal. You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way. No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Why can’t I find a place To live in peace, Where I’m not a part of Someone’s Thanksgiving feast. Don’t want my giblets touched, Don’t want my drumsticks gnawed, You know we turkeys think That’s a major faux pas. Hear my appeal . . . You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way . . . No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Hope you have a supremely Happy Thanksgiving!
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- U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think I’m so hot Makes me think it’s time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here can’t do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they can’t sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U can’t stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, I’ll keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! I’m fresh and juicy You like that comin’ here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on I’m plump but I’m fit and I know what’s going on Like that, like that Baby, I’m a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you I’m too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U can’t stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u can’t stuff this Wanna piece o’ me, sucker? U can’t stuff this. Can’t Stuff This!
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- Need to pass the time until Thanksgiving dinner is served? Let's play... Turkey Pluck! You're the turkey and the stakes are high. However you spend it, hope you're having fun this Thanksgiving.
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- A FEW THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT TURKEYS. FACT 1 TURKEYS HAVE HEART ATTACKS. FACT 2 TURKEYS EXISTED OVER 10 MILLION YEARS AGO. FACT 3 TURKEYS CAN SENSE MOVEMENT UP TO 100 YARDS AWAY. FACT 4 NEIL ARMSTRONG AND BUZZ ALDREN’S FIRST MEAL ON THE MOON WAS TURKEY. FACT 5 TURKEYS CAN DROWN IF THEY LOOK UP IN THE RAIN. HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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- CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As I’m sure we’re all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till we’re impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then there’s pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
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- TURKEY SHOOT LET'S GO HUNTING
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- I am a bird with no tomorrow Don’t want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. I’ve got to plan for my survival I think I’ll find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
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- I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
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- Thanksgiving Eve The Farmer is onto you. Search through his wife’s dresser and find a disguise. You have until the Farmer reaches the house to find 5 specific items.. PLAY> Oops! Happy Thanksgiving anyway! Well done! Happy Thanksgiving
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- Nothing says Thanksgiving . . . like a stubborn can of cranberry sauce. Happy Turkey Day.
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- Stuck with wearing big-ass hats, Taking baths in filthy vats… Chopping wood and pulling plows, Milking mean and smelly cows… Fighting off an angry bear, Mending your own underwear… Making soup from chicken gizzards, Taking craps outdoors in blizzards… Hunting turkeys to be plucked… To be a pilgrim must’ve sucked. Happy Thanksgiving
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- On Thanksgiving, the gravy isn't ALL you'll be passing!
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- Talking eCards SAY what you WRITE
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- CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve just landed a job at “Old Farmer Joe’s Turkey Farm” Your job? PLUCKING TURKEYS! But you better work fast. Use your mouse to pluck all the feathers from the Turkey and try to impress the boss. When you’re done Farmer Joe will give you his Pluck rating out of 10. (Rating does not begin until first feather is plucked) Good Pluck! START HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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- Mmmmmm! Who doesn't like Thanksgiving? Lemme outta here? Well, besides him. Happy Turkey Day!
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- Farmer Bob needs your help! Thanksgiving's here, and all his turkeys have flown the coop! Click on each of the turkeys as fast as you can. As soon as you've caught one, make sure to click on the cage to return your turkey to the coop. If you don't he'll get lose again! Good Luck! Uh-oh... No turkey this Thanksgiving! Hope you like Peanut butter and Jelly...
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